"Luckily, right at that moment an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof. He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun."

"The boy has talent! I like him...nothing funny"

           -The Argentinean

"Got some dark desire? Love to play with fire? Why not let it rip? Live a little bit!"

           - Zidler

"He has a gift with the women"

           - Duke

"Free the tiger! Rar! Rar! Big Boy!"

           -Satine

"He's got a HUGE talent!"

          - Toulouse

"How about a little supper? Maybe some champagne?"

"I'd rather just get it over and done with."

"Oh. Very well. Why don't you come down here and lets get it over and done with."

"I'd prefer to do it standing."

"Oh." 

"You dont have to stand, I mean. It's sometimes... its quite long and I'd like you to be comfortable.  It's quite modern what I do and it may feel a little strange at first but I think if your open, then you might enjoy it."

"I'm sure I will!"

           -Christian and Satine

"Foul Play?"

           -The Duke

"You expect me to believe that, scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an ELEPHANT- you were rehearsing?"

         -The Duke

"We could be hereoes forever and ever!"

        - Satine and Christian

"My dear...a little frog!"

       - The Duke

"Love is for the highest bidder. Without love, there is no trust, without trust, there is no love!"

        - Argentinean

"Nicole- Knickers, as I call her.  I would swear, burp and fart in front of her.  I'd try and embarrass her and she would pretend to be shocked.  I always plaed up on that.  It was a real elder sister-younger brother relationship." -Ewan on his and Nicole's relationship in Moulin Rouge.

"She's really giggly and you can make her laugh. A lot.  I'd be very rude in front of her, swear a lot and belch and she'd say, 'Ew-an' Like a big sister with her younger brother.  We had that sort of relationship where I would constantly be embarrassing her.  But I used to play on it, and it amused me that this was Nicole Kidman and I could behave like his in front of her."  -Ewan in Elle Magazine

"I used to say we was a skanky whore, which really pissed her off.  But, yes.  She plays a courtesan.  A high-class whore.  A high-class skanky whore." -Ewan on Nicole Kidman's character in Moulin Rouge

"I'd say, 'You're ment to be in love with me!  You can't refer to me as a skanky old whore!'  And he'd go, 'Oh yeah...Sorry.'" -Nicole Kidman on working with Ewan in Moulin Rouge.

*sorry, not Moulin Rouge related*

"I love being in Star Wars movies. I love it because children come up and ask me stuff and I love it because I love kids and I love the way they see the world. And they come up and go 'Did you really cut Darth Maul in half?' and you can go 'Yeah, and I pushed him down the big hole!'"

        -Ewan, Ewan McGregor Revealed

"Youve been nude in several of your films. Was that ever hard?" - J.A.

"...sorry?"

       -Ewan, Ewan McGregor Revealed

 "He's certainly not embarrassed by his manhood," says an eyewitness on the set of Young Adam, the thriller he's filming in Scotland. "And he definitely shouldn't be."

"So.. hows it hangin?"

"Its hanging quite fine, thanks."

      -Eye, Eye of the Beholder